Rules of the Almanac

Before we let ya go on we have a few rules for the Almanac.

• Be smart fella, not a fart smella.
• Don't let the zombies in.
• Plant others how you want to be planted.
• I can NOT stress this enough do NOT let the zombies in.
• Keep your lawn Tidy,
• Always Be Nice to Crazy Dave, HE IS CRAZY!
• DO NOT LET THE ZOMBIES FOOL YOU!

Now that you guys know the rules be our guest, as we welcome you to The Suburban Almanac.

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